When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the
phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later
that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes",
he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is
a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're
going to call it quits.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single
day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
"You know what? You have been with me all through the
bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot,
you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right
here. When my health started failing, you were still by my
side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked
gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. I
think you're bad luck."
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never
wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants
to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in
who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few
women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think
about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot
you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women
are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to
her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore
even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with
other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30
looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic
in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
Ladies, I apologize.